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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CAS_ual_TY, Jul 20, 2019.

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    The coders in my company also have a very fine sense of humor. One of our plattform databases is named DAM. As smart as they are, exception handling is ofc implemented. So whenever an exception occurs in context of that database I get an email with this summary:

    A dam database error occurred ...

    The phonetic similarity between damn and dam ofc was never intended.:joyful:
     
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    Basic node structure is setup. Now I created the first nodes for calculation and some basic functions (will put them into different packages dont worry).
     
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    Hello Gents,

    welcome PRTA's new CLOUD-SERVER YEAAAAHH!


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    What coders say and what they really mean
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    [parsehtml]<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fnixcraft%2Fvideos%2F2360521820826565%2F&show_text=1&width=325" width="325" height="675" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true" allow="encrypted-media" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe>[/parsehtml]:geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek:
     
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    Didn't any nerd notice that the previous one is not just an image or embedded video with XF media tag, but instead "What is this sorcery?" :geek:
     
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    Well, let's have a look:
    [parsehtml]<iframe src="https://cache.gametracker.com/components/html0/?host=51.38.99.75:9987&bgColor=333333&fontColor=cccccc&titleBgColor=222222&titleColor=ff9900&borderColor=555555&linkColor=ffcc00&borderLinkColor=222222&showMap=0&currentPlayersHeight=160&showCurrPlayers=1&showTopPlayers=0&showBlogs=0&width=240" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" width="240" height="348"></iframe>[/parsehtml]Nice nice nice Temexter
    Didn't look into the html parser code yet.


    Let's browse some of our greatest sources of fun
    [parsehtml]<iframe src="https://www.realitymod.com/prspy/" frameborder="0" scrolling="yes" width="740" height="500" marginheight="1000" marginwidth="800"></iframe>[/parsehtml]:cigar: :thumbsup:
     
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    roflmao
    Shhhhhh :wink:

    It's been around for a while to enable us to use proper tables (control borders and colours) in announcements (or whatever in HTML), the initial need was team logos side by side and names and faction under the logos nicely centered. It's an addon-on and tag use is restricted by forum perms because of obvious risk of possibility to add malicious code :geek:
     
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    That's probably a known one to the "gifted" people but it shouldn't miss on such a thread:

    TRUMPSCRIPT
    Make PYTHON great again!
    Selected features:
    1. If the running computer is from China, TrumpScript will not compile. We don't want them stealing our American technological secrets.
    2. Won't run in root mode because America doesn't need your help being great. Trump is all we need.
    3. The language is completely case insensitive.
    4. Instead of True and False, we have the keywords fact and lie.


    The fabulous world of network communication:

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    From my nightmares....
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    Most unhelpful line ever:
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    In html pls
     
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