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Information (Howto): Cas whore

Discussion in 'Guides' started by Aussie_Recon1, Dec 16, 2014.

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    Step 0: make sure that every round you repeat these steps to become a master of the art of cas whore.

    Step 1: make sure you know in your own heart you are the best player on the team and
    deserve the cas squad.
    Step 2: Once the cas squad has been acquired make sure you lock the squad you dont want any scub lords joining as they will bring you down and your whore will be invalid.
    step 3: make sure you have all you buddies to whore with you Usually around 2 buddies, co-pilot and a spotter, the spotter is usually the one who cant fly and is your bitch (FFG ).
    Step 4: as you wait for your glorious and deserved cas, make sure you either acquire a hat kit or sniper and use a logi as trans to get out in the battlefield. as thes two kits are not deserving of the mere peasents that are called infantry or armour.
    Step 5: make sure that you are at base at 1:49:00 as that is the time for your glorious moment of cas whore.
    Step 6: make sure that the team knows your in the air and there is nothing to fear because you are a superior race of player and all is fine with you alive.
    Step 7: in most cases loose the cas instantly if this is the case make sure you either follow to simple rules of the "Art of the whore" make sure the other player knows that it was lag that made the missile go through your flare, or that they where hacking.


    Remember young padawan whore of cas that for you to truly become a cas whore unless you repeat these steps atleast 4 rounds in a row.



    WIP more steps will be update as i read more of the "Art of Cas Whore"
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    This post is spot on. Good work and now I know how!!
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    can't stop loling
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    I need to try this
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    You think this is a joke. But its not
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    Leave that Aussie guy. You can be my top spotter bitch. He be treatin you like a true bottom spotter bitch. You deserve better.
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    No wonder why people hate NA....
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    bit harsh there matty haha
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    Hes just a mad infantry peasant.
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    7. Don't forget you need to "borrow" a trans chopper at the beginning of the round and prove the inferiority of their race by "accidentally" crashing it into the ground while valiantly flying over the enemy's first capable flag.
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    8. After you lose your precious CAS, sit in main waiting till it respawns. Do not under any circumstance leave main to help your team.
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    ^ super accurate 10/10 A++ I am a professional CAS whore with 10 yrs in business and I use these steps.
    Step 8: Be Archerchef
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    did anyone mention "bitching" at the team in team chat?
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    more like all chat: enemy cas down hellfired
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    yeah taunting is majorly part of the game.
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    as soon as you get shot down, ask whos doing cas on the other team.
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    then report them for baseraping

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